Clever Quotes

25 Clever Quotes To Make You Laugh


Have you ever seen a really clever quote and just thought to yourself, “wow, that’s genius!”?

Well, if you’re like me, you probably have a Pinterest board full of them.

I love finding quotes that are funny, insightful, or motivational, and I think they make for a great reminder to keep us on track. There is something special about clever quotes. It can make you think, it can make you laugh, and sometimes it can even provide some much-needed wisdom.

Do you think you are not smart enough? Or you want to be smarter?

We all have moments where we feel like we’re not smart. Maybe we can’t remember a name or a colleague’s name, or we can’t solve a simple math problem. The good news is that there are things we can do to help ourselves think smarter.

First, it’s important to get enough sleep. Studies have shown that the brain is less able to function properly when we’re tired.

Second, we should try to eat healthy foods that contain omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential for brain health. If you would like to know more about omega-3 fatty acids, check out this article. 

Third, we should make time for activities like meditation and yoga, which have been shown to improve cognitive function.

Finally, we should regular challenge our brains by learning new things and working on complex problems. We can improve on being smarter everyday by following these tips to ensure that our brains are always functioning properly.

Here are some of my favorite clever quotes that I’ve come across lately. Enjoy!

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”– Earl Wilson

Clever Quotes

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”– Alfred Renyi

“Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”–Barista Life

“The two most important days of your life are the day that you’re born and the day that you find out why.” -Mark Twain

“Education is not the learning of the facts, but the training of the mind to think.” -Albert Einstein

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” -Robert Frost

“If you can’t convince them confuse them.” – Harry S. Truman     

“Cunning… is but the low mimic of wisdom.” – Plato

“There are only two great tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.”-Oscar Wilde

“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.” -Julian Barnes

“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” -Buddha

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.” Albert Einstein

“Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.” – Unknown

“Work hard in silence, let success make the noise.” – Frank Ocean   

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” -John Wooden

“I write because I don’t know what I think until I read what I say.” -Flannery O’Connor

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck

Clever Quotes

“Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

“Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.” -Harper Lee

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” —Rod Stewart

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” —Jim Carrey

Related: Albert Einstein Quotes About Success, Teaching and Life


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