Friends may be a late 90s sitcom, but the show may be more popular than it ever was today. It’s a show that won the hearts of many, young and old, for its quirky characters and hilarious episodes. Through Friends quotes, we can remember our favorite moments from every character.
Whether it’s a Ross freak out or a Phoebe blonde moment, every quote will make you smile (and probably have a Friends marathon once again!)
Don’t Sleep on these Friends Quotes!
Rachel Green
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“To Monica and Chandler! And that knocked-up girl in Ohio!”
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“I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”
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“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait! I said, ‘Maybe.’”
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Rachel: “Mon, what am I gonna do? It’s been hours and it won’t stop crying.”
Monica: “‘She,’ Rach. Not ‘it.’ ‘She.’”
Rachel: “Yeah. I’m not so sure.” -
“Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. I’m a recovering alcoholic, I’m a Mormon, or I got so hammered last night, I’m still a little drunk?”
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“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”
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“Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?”
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“Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s OK that we see other people.”
Monica Geller
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“Marriage. It’s not for everybody.”
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“Damn all the jellyfish!”
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“And I have to live with a boy!”
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“I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. And what’s opposite of man? Jam.”
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(On Ross’ white suit) “I like it even better on you than on Colonel Sanders.”
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“I got one. ‘Socks. Because your family’s feet deserve the best.’”
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Chandler: “Today is the sixth.”
Monica: “No.” (Shows Chandler a calendar)
Chandler: “Yes. It’s also 2003.”
Monica: “That means I may be done ovulating! I may also have served some very questionable meat at the restaurant!” -
“I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people.”
Joey Tribbiani
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
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“Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!”
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“OK. So I’m out $4,000 and nobody’s boobs are getting any bigger?”
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“Joey doesn’t share food!”
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“How you doin’?”
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“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
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“I’m a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever… …. … What’s a lone wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”
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“So why don’t you be a grownup and come watch TV in the fort?”
Ross Geller
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“We were on a break!”
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“Can’t hold her own head up. But, yeah. Jumped.”
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Phoebe: “Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?”
Ross: “I just Bamboozled Chandler!… Which isn’t a sexual thing.” -
“You’re over me? When were you… under me?”
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“Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food.”
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Joey: “Ross, did you really read all these baby books?”
Ross: “Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman’s uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like (snaps fingers) that.” -
“Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!”
Phoebe Buffay
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“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
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“I wish I could. But, I don’t want to.”
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“Well, you all know that I am a pacifist which means I am not interested in war — in any way. But when the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all; not you, Joey.”
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“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”
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“It’s Nestle Toulouse.”
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Monica: “Do you have a plan?”
Phoebe: “I don’t even have a pla.’” -
“See? He’s her lobster.”
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“I can’t have a mimosa? I’m on vacation!”
Chandler Bing
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“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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Joey: “You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mom died?”
Chandler: “Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.” -
“Ah, ‘Hotties of the Paleontology Department.’ There’s a big-selling calendar, eh?”
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“Oh, I know. This must be so hard. ‘Oh, no! Two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!’”
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“Oh, man. In my next life, I’m coming back as a toilet brush!”
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“There’s no easy way to say this. At least, there’s no new way for me to say this…”
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Phoebe: “You are not gonna believe this — I have just been discovered!”
Chandler: “Now, wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago!”
So, who is your favorite character from Friends? It’s hard to choose, I know. But, we all secretly feel closer to one character than most! For me, it will always be Monica. What about you?
We hope you share these Friends quotes with everyone you know who loves the show. It will definitely cheer them up!
