Timeless Mean Girls Quotes That Are Still Totally Fetch


Released in 2004, Mean Girls is one of those movies that you can watch again and again and still laugh at every joke. It became a generational classic as soon as it came out, and the people who loved it then are still quoting Lindsay Lohan and her hoard of Plastics. It’s hard to believe that this high school comedy is almost 20 years old, but don’t let that number fool you. The humor, romance, soundtrack, and life lessons will never get old. That’s why Mean Girls quotes are as relevant today as they were back then.

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A classic high school dramadey, the story follows Cady as she attends a public American high school after being homeschooled in Africa. Cady has to navigate the complicated world of high school cliques while trying to make real friends and fit in. She unexpectedly finds herself in the midst of the school’s most popular, and most ruthless, group of girls. Hilarity and drama ensue as Cady learns a lot about herself and what it means to be popular in an American high school.

The relatable storyline and hilarious script are supported by a group of talented actors. It’s one of the movies that established Lindsay Lohan’s star-studded status, and Tina Fey, Rachel McAdams, Amy Poehler, and Amanda Seyfried rounded out the group of accomplished females. Playing dim-witted Karen Smith with her weather-predicting body parts was actually Amanda Seyfried’s first film role, and her performance earned her several other big jobs. Mean Girls was also Tina Fey’s first venture into screenwriting.

Even people who have never watched Mean Girls in its entirety recognize quotes and references, and it’s often ranked as one of the most quotable movies of all time. Don’t be surprised when these Mean Girls quotes sound familiar and don’t forget to share them with friends!

Enjoy this collection of Mean Girls quotes that any Mean Girls fan will truly appreciate!

  1. “I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?” — Karen Smith
  2. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George
  3. “Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.” — Cady Heron
  4. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” — Karen Smith
  5. “That’s so fetch.” — Gretchen Wieners
  6. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. Georgethe best Mean Girls quotes
  7. “She asked me how to spell orange.” — Damien Leigh
  8. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” — Ms. Norbury
  9. “I’m a mouse, duh.” — Karen Smith
  10. “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was” — Cady Heron
  11. “This is Damian. He’s almost too gay to function.” — Janis Ian
  12. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George
  13. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian
  14. “I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.” — Cady HeronMean Girls quotes
  15. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” — Karen Smith
  16. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets” — Damien Leigh
  17. “I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.” — Regina George
  18. “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron
  19. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” — Janis IanMean Girls quotes
  20. “Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!” — Gretchen Wieners
  21. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent, thank you.” — Regina George
  22. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George
  23. “Wow, Damian, you’ve truly out-gayed yourself.” — Janis Ian
  24. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.” — Gretchen Wieners
  25. “So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.” — Karen Smith
  26. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” — Ms. Norbury
  27. “The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron
  28. “Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.” — Karen Smith
  29. “She doesn’t even go here!” — Damien Leigh
  30. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble.” — Karen Smith
  31. “That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.” — Janis Ian
  32. “I want my pink shirt back!” — Damien Leigh
  33. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!” — Gretchen Wieners

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We hope you enjoyed this collection of Mean Girls quotes, because they’re a perfect read any day of the year—especially on October 3rd!

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