The Office Quotes To Sprinkle Some Laughter On Your Day


The Office might be one of the best TV shows ever created. If you are a fan of the hit series, then any of these The Office quotes will transport you back to the most hilarious scenes.

We also made sure to include quotes from all your favorite characters, from the iconic Michael Scott to the beloved Jim Halpert. Every character’s personality has something to make you laugh. These quotes will also make you want to binge-watch the Office all over again.

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Here are the best The Office Quotes to give you a good laugh!

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
  2. “If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” – Stanley Hudson
  3. “Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Angela Martin
  4. “From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.” – Jim Halpert
  5. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
  6. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
  7. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.” – Pam BeeslyThe Office' to Stream Exclusively on NBCUniversal Service - Variety
  8. “It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong. And if you don’t like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.” – Stanley Hudson 
  9. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
  10. “Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.” – Pam Beesly
  11. “Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.” – Michael Scott 
  12. “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” – Dwight Schrute
  13. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
  14. “Today, smoking is going to save lives.” – Dwight Schrute
  15. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael ScottThe Office' was always popular. But Netflix made it a phenomenon. - The Washington Post
  16. One” day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.”  – Jim Halpert
  17. “I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it…Nike.” – Michael Scott
  18. “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” – Dwight Schrute
  19. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone
  20. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
  21. “In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.” – Dwight Schrute
  22. “I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” – Kelly Kapoor
  23. “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.” – Dwight Schrute
  24. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
  25. “Did I stutter?” – Stanley HudsonStanley Hudson GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY
  26. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
  27. “’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.’”  — Dwight Schrute
  28. “No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs … Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?” – Michael Scott
  29. “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott 
  30. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

Did you know all of these quotes from the Office? We wouldn’t be surprised if you did – this show is a classic that I think we can all re-watch forever. 

Love this list of The Office quotes? Give a shout of your favorite The Office moments in the comments below! 

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